How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Quotes
Isn't there always a hotter girl?
Lily
Ted: Permission to say 'Lawyered?'
Marshall: Granted.
Magic phone guys - magic phone.
Barney
I've enlisted Ranjit's services as my personal driver because for the next week I'll be sleeping with hundreds of women and I don't want to take the subway because, you know - germs.
Barney
Dibs on his wings.
Robin
Keep your eyes peeled for a red sweater. Based on her texts, she's dirty, dyslexic, and wants to 96 me.
Barney
You smeared the Pu name.
Marshall
Ok, let me try to Canada this up for ya, eh?
Lily
Jim, there's nothing routine about the way I get down.
Barney
Ted: Like I'm totally going to sit my kids down and talk to them about the time Barney nailed seven chicks in a row.
Future Ted: Am I a bad dad?
Ted, jeez, when are you gonna get your life together?
Marshall
Barney's boss: I know this week has been tough on you.
Barney: I barely slept.
