How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes
I'm KFC, you don't mess with the Colonel's original recipe!
Barney
Ted: Every three years we sit down and Tril it up, agreed?
Marshall: A-greedo.
Barney: It's my apartment and I need to assert my dominance as a man.
Robin: Don't ever, say that to any girl, ever!
Barney: Are you saying evil plan?
Quinn: Hells to the yes!
I was gonna say, and now the gentlemen bump fists. How long you been holding back that one?
Barney
I don't think I can do normal anymore.
Ted
Fine I'll fill her in and I am so angry I am not even going to make a joke about filling her in, which I did three times last night. Self five!
Barney
Don't say that whore's name in front of our baby!
Lily
Lily: I was once with a dude who couldn't even fantasize about a three-way. He was all, ooh she's your best friend!
Robin: What now?
Patrice: You seem so down today Robin, I made you cookies.
Robin: Patrice, stop smothering me!
Baby you're like twenty slutty chicks rolled into one.
Marshall
Quinn: Hey Gorgeous, want a dance?
Barney: Is it a jig? Cause if so, it's up! Sorry I only had the last verse of "Hot For Teacher" to work on that.
