How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 7 Episode 17: "No Pressure"

Lily: For Ted's sake I hate to say this but, pay up.
Marshall: Not yet.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Ted: Barney that was my VCR.
Barney: Ted, it was a VCR!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Barney, you've really grown up, you know that?
Barney: Thanks, now lets watch our two best friends have sex on tape!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: To the outdated viewing device!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Marshall: I gotta say that making money off this bet just makes me feel...
Lily: More alive than you've felt in years?
Marshall: Yes!
Lily: New hobby!
Marshall: We need a checks box, some glitter and some glue!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Marshall: Not like this Lily, not like this.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Barney: Do you think that if we did it...and I did a really good job...that I could turn that into my baby?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Oh God I am so hungover! Oh God, Lily's not wearing a bra!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 16: "The Drunk Train"

Lily: It's your turn, I was on point for six straight hours yesterday!
Marshall: Two of those hours were a nap and you know it!
Lily: Let's go to the board!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Get, drunk, of course! Good circling Ted.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Ted, tonight is gonna be Epic- wait for it...Dary! Wait that's not it, how do I usually say it? Ugh I hate this Quinn girl!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Last week I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Where has this heavenly vehicle been all my life? Can you hear it's inspiring chant Ted? I think I can get laid, I think I can get laid, it's the little engine with wood!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 15: "The Burning Beekeeper"

Ted: You know what Robin? Been thinking about it, guess it's kind of nice you're such a badass.
Robin: It's pretty badass your so nice Ted.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Marshall: Goudas up Ted, don't sleep on the gouda!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marshall: Come on lay some of that classic Scherbatsky mean son of a bitch on me. Treat me like I'm a girl scout trying to sell you cookies.
Robin: Four dollars a box and you're out of thin mints?! You green little...I don't do that!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: For God's sake Lily, you're pregnant! For God's sake Ted, Lily's pregnant!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cootes: Your breath reeks of shredded carrots and deceit.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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