How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 7 Episode 14: "46 Minutes"

Ted: We built Chip City... We built Chip City on all your dough!
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Barney: Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to show your vagina.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: It's like when they canceled Party Of Five for the second time. I mean when they canceled, sports.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kevin: Hey guys where are Marshall and Lily?
Robin: Something terrible happened.
Kevin: Are they ok? Are they in the hospital?
Barney: No, somewhere much, much worse...
Marshall: Long Island!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 13: "Tailgate"

Robin: I just can't do 2011 anymore. Are you with me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sandy: I don't know what went wrong.
Robin: Well proposing a three way was bad, starting without us was worse, finishing in the hallway was the nail in the coffin.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sandy Rivers: And we're back...together.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sandy Rivers: So as the countdown to two hundred and twelve continues, a quick warning America.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Sandy Rivers: She's my everything Robin, my sun, my stars, my oxygen. Plus she likes it fast and dirty and that's the way Sandy rides!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 12: "Symphony of Illumination"

Ted: You can't fire me I'm union bitch!
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Ted: Still? Still with the Lebron jokes?
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

Ted: Oh Can-adorable, am I right?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Robin: Sucks to be you braces.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Barney: Here's twenty for picking up a girl with only one word and here's another twenty for that word being boner.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 11: "The Rebound Girl"

Ted: Sorry dude, we gotta wait for the real thing, no matter how tough it gets.
Barney: It gets pretty tough.
Ted: I know it does buddy.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Barney: A kid needs a pet cobra. Ted don't be pill about this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ted: Kids I cannot stress this enough. Barney and I were going through a tough time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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