Modern Family

Modern Family Season 3 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 3 Episode 9: "Punkin Chunkin"

Cam: All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Phil: Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Why hug when you can manshake?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 8: "After the Fire"

Phil: I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex [to Haley]: You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley [about Alex]: Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley [to Alex]: Let me burn your clothes!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Luke: You gotta grab what you can, when you can.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay [to Cam]: I can't take another farm story.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: I sleep clown.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria [about Jay]: If you want him to stop lifting stuff, put it in grocery bags and put a football game on TV.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Okay, I'm wonder woman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "Treehouse"

Cameron: How would she know I'm gay?
Mitchell: Maybe by the way you ordered a drink a doodle do.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

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