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Modern-family

There's no such thing as a professional Broadway enthusiast.

Jay

Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat! Both names!

Phil

Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.

Mitchell

Jay: You and Manny have the closest relationship I've ever seen. Hell he may never form a healthy attachment with another woman after you.
Gloria: You're just saying that.

If she learns how to froth his cappuccino I am history!

Gloria

Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.

I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.

Luke

You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.

Cam [to Lily]

Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?

Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.

You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.

Jay

When am I going to get real boobs?

Lily
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Modern Family Season 4 Quotes

That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin to seem ordinary. I think it's all the nagging.

Phil

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]
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