Modern Family Season 4 Quotes
There's no such thing as a professional Broadway enthusiast.Jay
Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat! Both names!Phil
Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.Mitchell
Jay: You and Manny have the closest relationship I've ever seen. Hell he may never form a healthy attachment with another woman after you.
Gloria: You're just saying that.
If she learns how to froth his cappuccino I am history!Gloria
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.Luke
You know what? You just caused a scene in a restaurant and you can't get anymore like your daddies than that.Cam [to Lily]
Phil: It's coming from the future and it ain't pretty.
Haley: I don't understand, in the future I'm not pretty?
Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.
You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.Jay
When am I going to get real boobs?Lily