Modern Family

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What converts this conversation into over?

Alex

Or he took a page from the old Jay Pritchett playbook, saw the crap he was in for and pretended to be asleep.

Jay

I call my method the Trojan horse.

Cam

Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.

This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.

Gloria

I like to throw money at a problem.

Jay

Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!

Phil

I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.

Mitchell

I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.

Mitchell

I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.

Phil

We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.

Mitchell

I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 4 Quotes

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Phil