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Modern-family

Cam: I knew when I was 5.
Mitchell: Everyone knew when you were 5.

You know what was a rare book at my school library, one that didn't have genitals drawn all over it.

Jay

When am I going to get real boobs?

Lily

A wise and insightful old hippie, a Jeff Bridges old hippie.

Phil

Just because he's behind a curtain doesn't make him a wizard.

Claire

I've always felt out of place in public school, like a long petunia in an onion patch.

Manny

He says I make him nervous, that I care too much. That's why I not even allowed to bring him to his haircuts anymore.

Gloria

Haley you're not quitting, you're resigning it sounds better.

Phil

Claire: Alex what have I told you about staying out past your curfew?
Alex: I need to do it more often.

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