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Modern-family

Lily: But Daddy he's really good.
Mitchell: I'm really good too.
Lily: But it's a sport.

This is not my first language. I don't understand English very goodly.

Gloria

I like to throw money at a problem.

Jay

Oh quick, nature's surefire sunburn remedy- aloe!

Phil

I had a pretty good hat run, but then I saw a photo of myself in a dude ranch. I looked like Reba at the Grammys.

Mitchell

I don't wanna meet anything on Monday that I'm gonna eat on Friday.

Mitchell

I'm not sure how that guy got to be a professor if he was stupid enough to dump you.

Phil

We've had my dad's baby 45 minutes and he's already in a dress.

Mitchell

I should get going, my allergies are starting to cry.

Phil
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