New Girl Season 2 Quotes
He's a player. Why would a good looking person ever become a doctor?Schmidt
He's talking to a woman with a sexuality I won't jump to conclusions about.Jess
Nick: Because college is so expensive...
Angie: I'm a stripper.
Everybody hates the Jews! Your mom's in the majority! I'll convert to Indianism!Schmidt
Winston: The phone?
Jess: I don't know...looks like a meth-head sandwich to me!
You my boo and I been missing you. I been missing you oh so long.Schmidt
I'd put it in a bowl and eat your hair.Schmidt
Winston: There are parts of my butt that only a tub can clean.
Jess: Ew, but okay!
Nick: I don't get it. Is this bath water?
Schmidt: Might as well be; it's rosÃ©.
I can't believe I have to have feelings to have good sex. I thought I'd be dead before that happened.Schmidt
Jess: You care about burritos more than my children?
Nick: You're putting me in a tough spot right now!
Schmidt: Would I have to put my legs in the stirrups?
Melissa: Why would you even ask that?
Schmidt: I'm asking more so out of curiosity than fear. Hashtag, excitement.