New Girl Season 2 Quotes
I had only sari related sexual ideas. Monsoon Bedding, Best Erotic Maribone Hotel,Slumdoggy Style Millionaire!Schmidt
We can form an Ocean's Twelve. I will be Brad Pitt. You will be the crafty Asian who does the flippies.Schmidt
There's more to A Father's Love than just semen! Ew!Jess
Let's concentrate on the smite later.Schmidt
I should have brought my stethoscope. I'm seeing a lot of split ends. The cut is all wrong for the shape of its face.Jess
He lures you in with his charm, his mustache, and his perfect hair!Nick
Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.Schmidt
If you were a hat, you'd be a top hat. But like a really big Monopoly one. And I say that with deepest compliments.Nick
I can't believe I'm the sober one. That's actually never happened before in my life.Nick
Jess: But I need like a backstory, like why am I mad at the can?
Angie: The can is your ex-boyfriend and he did not respect your space and thought that your arts and crafts section of your house was ridiculous.
Angie: Yeah, enough?
Winston: So that means you're gonna do whatever I say?
Schmidt: I mean as long as it's gangsta...or not. It doesn't have to be.
I wanna be the black friend you never had.Schmidt