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Jess: This is where Nick Miller grew up.
Nick: Except for the fall of '88 and the spring of '89--that was our "van year."

Winston: I'm gonna be strong for you, man. You know, I really did love Walt.
Nick: He was my dad, Winston.
Winston: Yeah, but he loved me more than he loved you. He told me that.
Nick: Yeah, he told me that too, actually.

I miss him, Nicky. That bastard was a saint.

Nick's Mom

My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.

Schmidt

Maybe none of us should go to this funeral. The early buzz on this thing is it's gonna be a real drag.

Schmidt

Don't laugh when they call him "responsible," they don't know why it's hilarious.

Schmidt

Schmidt, I have to breathe because I am coaching you and also for regular life reasons.

Winston

Keep it light, keep it happy. Don't mention the felony thing. Or Paraguay. Or the storage space.

Nick's Mom

The guy who got me this told me he could also get me a box of dolphin steaks or a "mostly white" baby.

Cece
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