New Girl Season 2 Quotes
This coat has clean lines and pockets that just don't quit.Nick
Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.
Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!Edgar's mom
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!Nick
They make shoes for your penis! They're called pants!Schmidt
Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.Schmidt
Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?
What are you, the doodle police?Jess
I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance like a sea snake.Schmidt
Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.
Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.
He was a merman. He was the last of his kind and he needed a mother for his merchild. He was not a mergentleman.Girl in the class