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This coat has clean lines and pockets that just don't quit.

Nick

Edgar: Oh my God, you smell like waffles.
Edgar's girlfriend: Want to eat me up?
Edgar: Yes, I do.

Don't ask about the duffle bag, bitch!

Edgar's mom

You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!

Nick

They make shoes for your penis! They're called pants!

Schmidt

Winston said you make fun of my gremlin toenails. That you call them clickety-clacks or centaur boots.

Schmidt

Schmidt: A pogo is what your friends talk about when you leave the room.
Cece: Oh like your barnacle toenails?

What are you, the doodle police?

Jess

I know what my pogo is. It's that I dance like a sea snake.

Schmidt

Winston: I wanted to talk to you about the regrettable contact between Cece's...her down there and my...parts.
Schmidt: You practically shish-kebabed her.

Cece:Do you have any agave?
Schmidt: We might have some pressed lentils syrups in the mixin's cabinet.

He was a merman. He was the last of his kind and he needed a mother for his merchild. He was not a mergentleman.

Girl in the class
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New Girl Season 2 Quotes

I feel like Russell Crowe in every movie he's ever done.

Nick

I panicked and I grabbed the hat. I should have grabbed the yoyo or the slap bracelet and now all I have is this stupid hat.

Jess
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