Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
Elaine: Pal? You think I'm your pal?
Jerry: I said "and more."
You ask me to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, and then say you're not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
George
Jerry: (about Elaine's birthday) What did you end up getting her?
George: (irritated) $91.
Jerry: Yeah, sorry about that.
Elaine: What was that look?
Jerry: What look?
Elaine: The look you just gave me.
Jerry: I gave a look?
Elaine: Yes.
Jerry: What kind of look?
Elaine: I know that look.
Jerry: Then what was it?
Elaine: Why should I tell you?
Jerry: Well, you're the big look expert. I want to see how smart you are.
Elaine: Trust me, I know the look.
George: What's up with you?Jerry: Nothing much. I slept with Elaine last night.
George: Oxygen! I need some oxygen! This is major!
Kramer: What are you guys going to do today?Elaine: This... and that.Jerry: And the other!
I mean, really, what is the big deal? We go in there. We're in there for a while. We come right back out here. It's not complicated!
Jerry
(to Jerry and Elaine) Boy, I liked you so much better when you weren't a couple.
Kramer
(Elaine is surfing through TV stations)
Elaine: Ooo the naked channel!
Jerry: (reaching for the remote) No, I don't want to watch the naked channel.
Elaine: (Pulling the remote away) Been a while?
We just want to take this, and add that.
Elaine
I know less about women...than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night.
George
Sometimes when people get involved with that, they feel pressure to sleep over. When that is not really sleep. Sleep is separate from that and I don't see why sleep got all tied up and connected with that.
Jerry