Fiona: Grab your blowtorch, my grown ass druggie tenant got his head stuck in a fence.
Debbie: Okay, you paying?
Fiona: Yeah, same shit money as usual.
Debbie: As soon as I pass my welding qualification final, my fee goes up to not shit money.

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Sean: Hey, I was hoping, uh, I might be able to catch you for a sec.
Fiona: Let's go, Debs.
Debbie: Liam, how many times have I told you not to answer the door for douchebags?

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Fiona: Maybe he wants me to know he got clean?
Debbie: You don't need him, Fiona. You're a strong, independent woman. Just like me.

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You're really nice when you need something. I want you to grovel.

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Principal: Mr. Gallagher, a word. Liam failed his exam today. He only got two out of ten questions correct.
Liam: I didn't understand the questions.
Frank: What kind of questions are we talking?
Principal: Basic word association.

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Kev: I can be all gender-liquid like you.
V: You mean gender-fluid?

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Debbie: Hey, would you be so kind as to get me the morning after pill?
Woman: Of course.

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Debbie: Hey, I'm sorry.
Woman: Fuck you!

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Nessa: She okay?
Fiona: Mrs. Cardinal's dead.

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We must set a safe word... french fry.

Kev

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Nessa: Gotta admit, it's catchy.
Fiona: Thundercunt Slum Lord. I'm starting to detect a pattern there.

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Fiona: Hey, that's vandalism. Now you're trespassing on a vacant lot.
Ian: No, it's not a sweet old lady named Connie Rupp owns it and has granted me temporary occupancy for $11.

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