Shameless
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I am a welder with a vagina, and I am here to stand up to patriarchy.
Debbie
Gallaghers don't sponsor. We get sponsored.
Lip
I'm sorry, but we already have a black kid.
Receptionist
Kev: They made a list of rapiest bars and The Alibi’s number one?
V: They even pay black prostitutes with big boobs. I’m gonna kill that bitch.
Man: You’re sure this isn’t about the money?
Frank: Of course it’s about the money.
Lip: If I don’t get her out of here, they’re going to call DCFS.
Brad: You’re not her parent.
Mo White is our only hope.
Frank
Lip: No.
Liam: I'm not feeling so good. I think I'm coming down with something.
Lip: Buddy, it's not happening. You're going to school. Go.
Liam: It's a waste of time. I'm not learning anything. Could you just homeschool me?
Lip: Hey, Carl. How much longer are those dogs going to be dying down there?
Carl: It's in God's hands now.
Lip: Well, tell God to hurry the fuck up, alright? The whole house stinks.
Carl: I'm providing an essential service for below the poverty line animal lovers while racking up on community service hours for my Westpoint application.
Frank: Military service is for losers.
Lip: Spoken like a true patriot.
Frank: Just like her mother, ready to spread her legs for a any guy with a wallet chain and a flaming skull tattoo.
Lip: Still father of the year, Frank.
You're making me want cock!
Debbie
