Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeFavorite Shameless Quotes
Ian: I'm allowed to express myself on my property as well as my guests.
Fiona: Well, the sidewalk belongs to the city. It's not your property.
This poor child couldn't help himself once the devil got inside of him. Sum 1013 says, "I will not look with approval on anything that is vile." I hate what faithless people do, I will have no part of it.
Priest
Kassidi: Do you love?
[Handcuffs Carl to the bed.]
Kassidi: Whoa! What the hell?
Lawyer: They are prepared to settle, but they want Sparkles back.
Fiona: My dog?!
We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.
Frank
Time to go Gallagher.
Fiona
Well, I spoke to the Latham's attorney. Guy is a real piece of work. I think your roofer found his name on the back of a bus bench.
Lawyer
The silverware has been going missing.
Maid
Frank. You best hope you don't get blamed, gossiper.
Man: Hey, Frank, this is for screwing my whore wife.
[Man kicks Frank.]
Wife: Call me!
Lip: See you later, pukie.
Tana: See you later, jabber.
Mom: My daughter is only nine years old!
Mom 2: And she's a huge slut!
The tide is changing too damn fast. Let's make Chicago white again.
Frank
