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Your thing is kinda weird. It has all this extra skin and it freaks me out.
Dom
Set 'em up, bar keep. My liver's been on vacation and I got a months worth of drinking to catch up on.
Frank
Ian: I confronted Caleb about that chick. He's screwing her.
Lip: I guess there's something to be said for honesty. Right?
Ian: Except, he says he's not cheating.
Lip: How did he come up with that reasoning?
Ian: He says if it were a guy, then he'd be cheating.
Fiona: What time is it?
Veronica: Not as early as you ringing my doorbell last night.
Lip: Yo Fi, pickaxe or sledgehammer.
Fiona: Sledgehammer.
I'd have to care for it to be a Sean rebound thing.
Fiona
I am just as likely as anyone of this family to make something of myself.
Fiona
Carl: Luthor, what's up?
Luthor: What's up is you gave my daughter gonorrhoea you little shit.
Frank: God is handing me a do-over. New Ian, new Lip, new Debbie.
New Debbie: I'm a boy.
Frank: You need a haircut, Debs.
New Fiona: Bitch.
Frank: You tell them, New Fiona.
Fiona: That's new Fiona?
Who do I give a BJ to around here to get a meal?
New Fiona
I can make sure that we do our drugs and beat each other up indoors -- just like the rest of of you folks.
Frank
