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Fiona: Debs just do me this one favor please.
Debbie: I'm not the one who left the cocaine out.

What do you care? You just wanna make nicey nice with daddy. Get the fuck out of my house!

Lip [to Sammi]

Yes it's about me! Because it's never about me and I'm finally making it about me!


Ghetto chick leaves her drug addict boyfriend's coke out for her 3-year-old brother to eat. Half a gram in his system, yeah you can win!

Lip [to Fiona]

Are you retarded now? I hope you're sleeping and not in a retarded haze.


The social worker can bite my ballbag.


Liam: Dorm!
Lip: Good and what's in a dorm?
Liam: Hipsters.

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Sort your shit out.

Lip [to Fiona]

We're that extra special Gallagher kinda fucked up.


Christ I'm tired of being poor.


Me yelling at her? You think that's the most traumatic thing that's happened to her in the last 18 hours.

Lip [about Debbie]

Sammi wait, it wasn't candles and Barry White on the stereo, who cares? Something incredibly special and beautiful came out of it. You?

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Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.