Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.

Fiona

I can tell when someone's being cagey, or being a shit because I spent most of my life being both.

Sean

It's your hormones. You leak from your face until the babies come and then you leak from your titties.

Veronica

Debbie: Carl, Fiona's pregnant and I need the whole family to talk her into keeping it. You in?
Carl: Yo white girl, I don't know you.

This is your time, Debs.

Frank

You ghosted him. Now, you're ghosting your baby.

Debbie

Oh, so you get to leave late 'cause you're fucking the boss?

Ian

I'm sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.

Fiona

Fiona: Does he talk?
Carl: I got him covered.

He's coming back. His parents are ass holes.

Debbie

It totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.

Carl

Shameless Quotes

Whatever you do, do not let her bone you. That oxytocin stuff, it's like an adhesive.

Kev

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.