Shameless

Shameless Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 3: "May I Trim Your Hedges?"

Fiona: When you grow up in this house you think nothing could shock you anymore but then...what is it with men and their Johnsons?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 2: "The American Dream"

Lip [to Fiona]: So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?
 • Rating: Unrated

Lip: When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Frank [to Debbie]: You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Carl [to Jimmy]: You're like our maid now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Fiona: If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 1: "El Gran Canon"

V: Hey you're Fiona Gallagher you can do anything you set your mind to, you got your GED, you've been raising a family of 6 since you were 15 years old. You're a rockstar and Meg's a frigid bitch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Frank: Do I look like I've got a Costco card?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheila: Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail Fabio motherf**ker.
 • Rating: Unrated

Debbie: 137 days.
Fiona: When I was 9 he was gone for a year. He always comes back.
 • Rating: Unrated

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