V: You know, having a Russian sex worker isn't ideal for child care.
Kev: Yeah, but she does come in handy.

I know! Lets get crack!

Bianca [to Frank]

I'm not homeless, I told you. I have a home, I'm just not welcome there.

Frank [to Bianca]

Family sucks ass!


Bianca: I'm not gonna be alive to pay off my credit card, what does it matter?
Frank: Such wisdom for one so young.

It's a shame when someone you love gets taken away, isn't it?


Kev: I got nowhere else to go.
Lip: Go home. Hang with your kids. Make up with your wife. It's time.

Cuz when you focus on other people's problems, it's a lot easier to ignore your own.

Sean [to Fiona]

You know, you have a choice right now to recognize that you are a promising young college student, not some ghetto outlaw. Stop behaving like the world is out to get you when it is so clearly dropping gifts at your feet. Or you keep doing what you're doing and you end up in a cell somewhere angry and out of options.

Helene [to Lip]

Stick with me woman and you will not go gentle into that good night.

Frank [to Bianca]

I can't offer you much. But what I can do is be your chauffeur and the limousine ride to the pearly gates.

Frank [to Bianca]

No, just mentally ill.

Ian [to Sammi]

Shameless Quotes

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.

Surround sound bitching is the only thanks I get.