Well, my skin is springtime fresh, I suppose.

Butters

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• Added: March 04, 2010

Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.

Cartman

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I did not want love from a young boy! I like men my own age. Ahh, I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh, god. I love titties!

Mr. Garrison

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• Added: March 04, 2010

Clown hat, curly hair, smiley face.

Cartman

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Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya . I got into NAMBLA and you guys didn't. Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya Nya.

Cartman

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• Added: March 04, 2010

Do you like your back rubbed?

Man

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• Added: March 04, 2010

Look, Kevin. I have here my best creation yet. A squirrel spliced with provolone cheese. Now we don't have to search in difference places for squirrels or provolone cheese.

Dr. Mephesto

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Stan: Wow Kenny, your mom's pregnant, what are you going to do now?
Kenny: I don't know, but I gotta think of something.

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Stan: We don't wana go to some stupid adult meeting any way!
Cartman: Well that's nice, cause you can't go!
Kyle: We don't wanna go!
Cartman: You CAN'T go!
Kyle: We don't WANNA go!
Cartman: No, you can't go!

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Stan: Yeah, you know, we believe in equality for everybody and tolerance and all that gay stuff, but dude, (beep) you.
Kyle: Seriously.

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FBI Exec: Where are the children?
Dr. Mephesto: What children?
FBI Exec: This is NAMBLA, right?
Dr. Mephesto: Yes.
FBI Exec: The North American Man Boy Love Association?
Dr. Mephesto: What? No! We're the North American Marlon Brando look alikes!
FBI Exec 2: Aw crap, we got the wrong NAMBLA!
Mr. Garrison: Aw dammit, I'm in the wrong place!

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Mr. Garrison: I'm telling you, Officer Barbrady, this is all a terrible mistake.
Barbrady: Well, the FBI says I have to keep you here, so that's what I'm gonna do, Mr. Complainypants.

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