South Park

South Park Season 4 Quotes (Page 15)

Season 4 Episode 1: "The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"

Chef: Well whatever you're doing, just remember this: Having money may seem fun butOh never mind.
 • Rating: Unrated

Loogie: They're what!? They're not going to pay me? Who the hell do they think they are? I want those South Park kids dead! I want their families dead! I want their houses burnt to the ground!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mr. Foley: I'm going to find out who the boss is, and when I do, I'm going to bust his ass and everyone's ass who helped hide his ass!
 • Rating: Unrated

Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
Cartman: Tits.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cartman: You guys, you guys! Oh my god, seriously, you guys!
Stan: What the hell's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle: He's fat and stupid.
 • Rating: Unrated

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