South Park Season 4 Quotes


1) Kenny says "Here" when the sub. teacher says "Is Stan Marsh here?"
2) When Cartman and Kenny are playing Kenny makes swooching and shooting noises.
3) When Cartman and Kenny are fighting over the space cruiser Kenny says "No it's mine!"
4) When Stan says that Kyle dying is really serious, Kenny says "It's not that f(beep)king serious!"
5) When Cartman says that he wants 10 million dollars Kenny replies with "10 million dollars!?!"
6) Kenny says "I know." when Stan says that he doesn't know what to do.
7) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan says that if Kyle died they'd never see him again.
8) Kenny says "Uh-huh." when Stan asks if that was it for people.
9) Kenny says "You never f(beep)king care when I die!" when Stan is talking about Kyle dying.
10) Right after Stan starts crying, Kenny says "Now that does it, I've had enough of this bullsh(beep)t! Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

What Kenny says

Mr. Wyland: (speaking to Cartman) Kenny, you come and decorate the get-well card too.
Cartman: But I don't want Kyle to get well, I hate Kyle.

Mr. Garrison: Very well, I suppose you'll be wanting my badge and gun.
School Board member: Mr. Garrison, MOST teachers DO NOT carry a gun!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, so I can keep it then?

(speaking in his dream) HIPPIES, HIII-PPIIIES ALL AROUND ME they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad!

Cartman

(after seeing that Cartman is the only eligible donor) Oh, sh*t.

Stan

You never f**king care when I die!

Kenny

Now that's a get-well card!

</i> Stan

Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison, last week's charges of trying to solicit sex from a minor...
Mr. Garrison: That was not me! That was Mr. Hat!

Stan: Kenny, you stay there and guard his mom's door with Timmy.
Timmy: Timmy!
Stan: S***!
Timmy: (Quieter) Timmy

Stan: This is boring.
Kyle: Yeah. (to the Head NAMBLA member) HEY, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET INTO SOME ACTION, HUH?!
(All the NAMBLA members 'ooh')
Head NAMBLA member: Oh, goodness! What a gift from God!

French Waiter: Sacre bleu!
The Boys: Whoaaaaaaa!
The Boys and The Marlon Brando look-alikes: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Mrs. McCormick: Yes, Kenny such a great name, my little Kenny, a brand new Kenny.
Mr. McCormick: God, this must be the fiftieth time this has happened.
Mrs. McCormick: Fifty-second.

South Park Season 4 Quotes

Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
Cartman: Tits.

Cartman: You guys, you guys! Oh my god, seriously, you guys!
Stan: What the hell's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle: He's fat and stupid.

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