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The-simpsons

From now on I'll dominate you in ways you don't realize.

Bart

Worst climbing Everest.

Comic Book Guy

I dump on you, and you take it. That's how friendship works.

Bart

Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders. Stupid Flanders.

Homer

Grampa: And I created an alcoholic hippo.
Homer: You never showed it to me!
Grampa: A stupid alcoholic hippo!

Mapple Salesperson: The lightest, most desirable computer in the world, for the next three weeks - the Mapple Void.
Homer: I'll take it, provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.

I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse!

Lisa

Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.

Homer

Uh-oh. Denise Hibbert keeps liking Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.

Lenny
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