The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 3 Quotes
Lurleen: My name's Lurleen Lumpkin.
Homer: That's a pretty name.
Lurleen: Oh, you think so?
Homer: Maybe. I'm not sure. I forgot it.
Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man?
Homer: Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going into hock for this.
Homer: I've heard how this ends, it turns out the secret code was the same nursery rhyme he told his daughter!
Audience: Oooh!
Homer: Hey, it's pretty obvious if you think about it!
Marge: Oh shut up Homer, no one wants to hear what you think!
Audience: Yeah! *applause*
(on a mechanical bull) Ach! How come no one else's chair is doin' this?!
Willy
Studio Owner: Ah, this studio has a lot of history, uh.. Buddy Holly stood on this spot in 1958 and said 'There is no way in hell that I'm going to record in this dump'
Homer: I'm sure Lurleen will love it!
Marge: Homer, how much did you just give that man!
Homer: Calm down Marge, it's just our life savings!
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
Homer
They don't call me Colonel Homer because I'm some dumb-ass army guy.
Homer
Homer: I got you a gig on TV.
Lurleen: Oh Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome!
Homer: Hey!! Oh, you meant that as a compliment.
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Bart
What makes a man endanger his job, and, yes, even his life, by asking me for money?
Mr. Burns
Marge: Even if he has passed on, there's no reason to cry. Remember Doggie Heaven?
Homer: Oh, Marge, there is no such place!
Marge: (Clears throat, indicating Bart and Lisa)
Homer: Or, to put it another way, there is.
(Answers phone) Uh, no you've got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.
Wiggum
