The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 5 Quotes (Page 20)

Season 5 Episode 9: "The Last Temptation of Homer"

Mindy: Well, desserts aren't always right.
Homer: But they're so sweet!
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: Even the Chinese are against me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Labor Inspector: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!
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Homer: (about Mindy) Temptress! I also bet she thinks that Ziggy has gotten preachy over the years.
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Lisa: Well from the words in your song, you're smitten by a woman named Mindy or a man named Andy.
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Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.
Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that!
(Mr. Burns walks over to a cage full of winged monkeys and opens it.)
Mr. Burns: Fly, my pretties, fly!
(The monkeys jump out the window, and fall to the ground.)
Mr. Burns: (Sighs) Continue the research.
 • Rating: Unrated

Female Department of Labor Officer: This power plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a missing soccer team from Brazil working in the reactor core!
Mr. Burns: That plane crashed on my property!
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 8: "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood"

Homer: Mmm... free goo.
 • Rating: Unrated

Flanders: Here you go, your rubber training knife. You've attained the rank of "Pussywillow."
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Homer: Hey, there's a New Mexico.
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Bart: Okay, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
Milhouse: Let's go crazy, Broadway-style!
Bart and Milhouse: (singing) Springfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town; the schoolyard's up and the shopping mall's down; the stray dogs go to the animal pound. Springfield, Springfield! Springfield, Springfield!
Sailor: New York, New York!
Bart: New York is that a-way man!
Sailor: Thanks kid!
Bart and Milhouse: It's a hell of a town!
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned: (to cheese doodle) Godspeed, little doodle.
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Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Eh, sure... steak.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Barney: I don't know where you magic pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Marge: (to Bart) I know you think the junior campers are "square" and "uncool", but they also do a lot of neat things, like sing-alongs and flag ceremonies.
Homer: Marge! Don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Homer: So how was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees, or build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh? (chair falls apart on him) D'oh! Stupid poetic justice
Bart: Actually, we were just planning the father-son river rafting trip
Homer: (chuckles) You don't have a son.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chief Wiggum: I keep telling you lady, your father and son have to be missing for a week before we can start searching. I'd like to help sooner, I would, but we're very very busy down here! (plays chess)
 • Rating: Unrated

Ned Flanders: We're done for, we're done-diddly done for, we're done-diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodily, done diddly-doodly, done diddly-doodily!
Homer: Flanders! Snap out of it!
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

(Krusty Burger in the middle of the sea)
Guy: We tried to tell you these are unmanned oil rigs.
Krusty: Ah, close the damn thing down, no one's ever going to come.
Homer: (bursts in door) Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Do you want fries with that?
(Homer digs into a big pile of burgers)
Bart: You did it, Dad! You saved us!
Homer: (mouth full) Go away. Eating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Homer: Ah, finally a little quiet time to read some of my old favorites... Honey-roasted peanuts. Ingredients: Salt, artificial honey-roasting agents, pressed peanut sweepings...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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