Jake: How come you're not helping mom and dad with the show? Charlie: Well, how can I put this? Your Unclie Charlie is a professional musician, and your mom and dad... Jake: Suck? Charlie: Good a word as any
Girl: Your uncle is so lame! Jake: No, he's not! He's cool! Girl: He is not! Jake: He is too! He's almost famous. He wrote the Maple Loops song! Girl: Did not! Charlie: Did too! Boy: Prove it! Charlie: See that Jaguar in the parking lot? Maple Loops!