Sorry I'm late, Kandi and I had morning sex. Good for you. T...
Alan: Sorry I'm late, Kandi and I had morning sex.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: She didn't even wake me up for the first one. I almost missed it.
Charlie: Well I've always said a 22-year-old girl is like a good carpenter, no wood gets wasted
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16: "Ergo, The Booty Call"
- Two and a Half Men
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Jake: Who's that?
Rose: Gordon, my boyfriend.
Jake: How come he's not allowed in?
Rose: I'm trying to avoid an awkward situation.
Charlie: Too late.
Jake: You bringing him to my birthday party?
Rose: I don't know. Charlie, is the wound too fresh?
Charlie: I think I can handle it
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Jake: What's a booty call?
Charlie: Well, it's... you know this is more of a thing a son should learn from his father.
Jake: Oh, okay.
Charlie: Maybe you should ask him now.
Charlie: I'm going to hell
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