Sorry I'm late, Kandi and I had morning sex. Good for you. T...
Alan: Sorry I'm late, Kandi and I had morning sex.
Charlie: Good for you.
Alan: She didn't even wake me up for the first one. I almost missed it.
Charlie: Well I've always said a 22-year-old girl is like a good carpenter, no wood gets wasted
- Charlie Harper, Alan Harper
- Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 16: "Ergo, The Booty Call"
- Two and a Half Men
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- Eric Hochberger