The company has classified this as confidential. But it's a go...

Ted: The company has classified this as confidential.
Linda: But it's a good thing. Why does it need to be confidential?
Ted: Because, uh, if only bad things were confidential, then every time they labeled something as "confidential," people would know it was bad.
Linda: That's weird.
Ted: I know. Then don't do it.


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Ted Crisp, Linda Zwordling
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 12: "Jabberwocky"
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Better Off Ted
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Better Off Ted Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

So how did I get here? Because I like a girl, specifically this girl. And like so many stories about a girl, this one starts with gunplay.

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Veridian Dynamics. The environment. Everyone likes it. And so, we do too. That's why we're committed to saving it. Veridian Dynamics is turning every one of our buildings 100% green. It's ridiculously expensive and spending money makes us sad. But we're doing it because we love nature, even when it's being mean or just acting stupid. Veridian Dynamics. Greening our world.

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