(To Charlie) But it always seems to work out that every time you...

(To Charlie) But it always seems to work out that every time you get laid, I get screwed!

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Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9: "Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Charlie: So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Courtney: Where it belongs... in the rear.

Berta: Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
Alan: Step-sister... to be... and yes.

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