Two and a Half Men

Thursdays 8:30 PM on CBS
Two and a half men
TV Fanatic Works Better with Prime Instant Video
Try it Now for Free and Instantly Watch Two and a Half Men.

Evelyn: (talking about Charlie) I just can't believe he's still in bed.
Alan: He's a drunk, Mom, that's what they do.


Unrated
Characters:
,
Episode:
Show:
Related Quotes:
Alan Harper Quotes, Evelyn Harper Quotes, Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes, Two and a Half Men Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Charlie: So, where do they put the engine in these things?
Courtney: Where it belongs... in the rear.

Berta: Is your brother still in bed with his sister?
Alan: Step-sister... to be... and yes.