Two and a Half Men

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(to Charlie) I ignore you at my own peril when it comes to women, liquor, and venereal disease.

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Two and a Half Men Season 5 Episode 13 Quotes

Charlie: How do you feel about bushes, Herb?
Herb: Well... I like a full bush, the way God intended.
Charlie: I like them trimmed.

Cynthia: Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting.
Jake: It's called puberty.
Charlie: It's called donuts.
Jake [looking down at his crotch]: Donuts don't make hair.

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