We all want the shining red apple, but sometimes we got to settl...

We all want the shining red apple, but sometimes we got to settle for what's on the lower branch, or in some cases we take what's lying on the ground

Charlie

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Character:
Charlie Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 10: "Something Salted and Twisted"
Show:
Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Charlie: So what else did we learn tonight?
Alan: Well, let's see. I learned that, that to overcome my fear of rejection ingrained in me by an emotionally distant mother, I need to completely disable my central nervous system with semi-lethal quantities of alcohol

Alan: From now on I'm going to live my life with honor and dignity.
Charlie: But first, I'll just fall asleep with my head on the crapper

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