You are so cute! I know. You got a girlfriend yet? No, I'm...
Mandy: You are so cute!
Jake: I know.
Kathleen: You got a girlfriend yet?
Jake: No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.
Mandy: You don't ever want to get married?
Jake [repeating Charlie's quote]: No, as long as I've got somebody to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.
Mandy: Excuse me?!?!?
Jake: Yeah, I don't want to be giving anyone half my stuff
Alan: Okay, bye-bye
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 23: "Just Like Buffalo"
- Alan Harper, Jake Harper
- Related Quotes:
- Two and a Half Men Quotes, Alan Harper Quotes, Jake Harper Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger