You are the best lover I have ever had. It's probably just the...
Linda: You are the best lover I have ever had.
Charlie: It's probably just the flawless technique and the big penis.
Linda: What are you doing here?
Charlie: I came to apologize. I am sorry about last night.
Linda: You're sorry? For ruining one of the most important nights of my career. For embarrassing me within an inch of my life?
Charlie: Well, yeah! Unless I did something else.
Linda: No, you did quite enough, thank you.
Charlie: Look, I understand why you're mad, but it really wasn't my fault. I was nervous about last night, so my mother gave me what I assume was one of her tranquilizers. But now I'm thinking it was a little something she had left over from Woodstock.
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Alan: Pretty flowers.
Alan: Want to stick them in something?
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