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Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: [amazed] Oh, dude.


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South Park Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Dude, a self hating Jew? You are becoming a stereotype.

Stan

Kyle: You especially can't say anything about Jews.
Cartman: Oh Jesus why don't you just cut off my balls!?

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