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New Girl Review: Hell's Bells Spells Trouble

New Girl Review: Hell's Bells Spells Trouble

On this episode of New Girl, lots of conflict arises courtesy of Jess' students and their hand bells coming in and disturbing the facade of peace. Do their issues get resolved? Read on to find out...
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New Girl Review: No Giggles Allowed

New Girl Review: No Giggles Allowed

On tonight's New Girl, Jess walks in on Nick naked, which completely throws off his game with his hot date. What exactly happened? Read more to find out.
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New Girl Review: White (Lie) Wedding

New Girl Review: White (Lie) Wedding

Nick and Jess pretend to be a couple at a friend's wedding to act as a buffer for Nick's ex-girlfriend. Schmidt, in his own way, tries to get laid. Find out what happens when things don't go according to plan...
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New Girl Review: "Kryptonite"

New Girl Review: "Kryptonite"

Jess must face her old cheating boyfriend in order to get her stuff back. Will she be able to withstand his kryptonite hold over her? Let's find out.
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New Girl Review: It's Jess!

New Girl Review: It's Jess!

New Girl is all about Zooey Deschanel. That's definitely not a bad thing, as the adorable actress made us laugh on the series premiere.
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New Girl Quotes

Cece: What's your stripper name?
Jess: Uh, Rebecca Johnson.
Cece: Your stripper name is Rebecca Johnson?
Jess: Boobies Johnson. Two Boobs Johnson.

I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.

Nick