New Girl News

On this episode of New Girl, Jess gets sex lessons from porn and from Schmidt. Unfortunately, they're bad lessons, and the results aren't pretty. What happened? Read on to find out...
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On this episode of New Girl, lots of conflict arises courtesy of Jess' students and their hand bells coming in and disturbing the facade of peace. Do their issues get resolved? Read on to find out...
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On tonight's New Girl, Jess walks in on Nick naked, which completely throws off his game with his hot date. What exactly happened? Read more to find out.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach