New Girl News

This week on New Girl, the gang attempted to raise Schmidt's spirits by posing as Michael Keaton. What could possibly go wrong? Find out what went wrong in our review!
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This week on New Girl, Schmidt went to great lengths to attempt to break Nick and Jess up. Did he succeed? Or is he still just the loneliest guy in the loft? Find out in our review!
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This week on New Girl, Schmidt's two-timing is finally discovered. Did everyone settle things like adults? Or was there a pie fight? Find out in our review!
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This week on New Girl, Jess faced some peer pressure from the other teachers at her new school. Did Nick help Jess stay true to herself? Find out in our review!
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New Girl Quotes

Destiny might be a lady, but victory has a penis.

Schmidt

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick