New Girl News

Jess discovers Schmidt has control issues on New Girl this week. But when her plan to help him backfires and the apartment falls apart, will the gang be able to get the old Schmidt back?
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Jess has to deal with a bully in her classroom, Nick and Julia's relationship takes a turn for the worse and Schmidt and CeCe try to keep a secret.
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Jess goes in search of a one night stand and finds guest star Ryan Kwanten. Elsewhere, two main characters (finally) hook up. Spoiler: It's Nick and Schmidt.
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Nick and Julia's relationship hits a rough patch on New Girl this week, while Julia confronts Jess about her quirks. Will Jess stick up for herself?
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This week in New Girl, Jess and the gang throw Schmidt a birthday party that doesn't go quite according to plan. Also, Nick finds a new love interest.
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New Girl Quotes

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.


I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"