The Simpsons News

On The Simpsons this week: When Bart discovers that Milhouse can look exactly like his father with shaved head, the two boys try to exercise the freedom of being adults.
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On the week's The Simpsons, Homer's callous treatment of Santa's Little Helper leads Grampa to tell the family about his childhood dog. Read the review to find why Homer's never loved a dog since.
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The Simpsons Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and um Oh, wait a minute! Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

Homer