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Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2: "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"

When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.

Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2 Quotes

Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.

Charlie

Lindsey: It's okay, Alan. I don't have to have orgasm every time you make love.
Alan: I did my best, it's just that my sinuses are a little block and I needed my mouth for breathing.
Lindsey: Don't worry about it, you were great. "A" for effort.
Alan: But on my report card, it's still going to say incomplete.

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