It's okay, Alan. I don't have to have orgasm every time you make...
Lindsey: It's okay, Alan. I don't have to have orgasm every time you make love.
Alan: I did my best, it's just that my sinuses are a little block and I needed my mouth for breathing.
Lindsey: Don't worry about it, you were great. "A" for effort.
Alan: But on my report card, it's still going to say incomplete.
- Two and a Half Men
- Two and a Half Men Season 8 Episode 2: "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
- Alan Harper
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