Besides, it's been a while since we ate at a place where, if you ask for ketchup, they look at your like you're dirt.

Peter

Oh, my grundle. It's bruised. It's bruised bad.

Stewie

He's happier than a sunny side up egg.

Peter

Remember, if you screw this up, mommy's going to kill all of your toys.

Lois

Just one questions, Stewie. Do you get pleasure out of humiliating your family?

Peter

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

Brian

I'm Brian. I like garbage peanut butter, and I wear my "I voted" sticker for a year and a half.

Stewie

He's a baby who did a baby thing. Let's all calm down a little.

Quagmire

Thanks for coming to my big night, Brian. I see you got all dressed up in your exposed weiner.

Stewie

I was living the life, banging chicks and eating cabbage. You know.

Quagmire

Giggity.

Cleveland
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This is more pussy than even I can handle.

Quagmire

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie