Superstore
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Sandra: You have five minutes to tell Amy, or I will.
Jonah: Tell Amy what?
Sandra: How you were flirting with that lady. Turning each other's cranks. I thought you two were gonna do it right here on the belt.
Jonah: Oh, come on! Sandra, I was just being friendly. Customers appreciate a little, you know, human connection.
Sandra: Ugh. Close your legs, Jonah.
Jonah: My legs are fine. And if anything, we should be a little friendlier than usual today to get people to round up for charity.
Sandra: Not if it means betraying the woman you love. Trust me. I'm married now. Don't you dream about someday having what Jerry and I have?
Jonah: Of course! But, well, exactly what you and Jerry....it's fine, Sandra.
Sandra: I feel like Zephra cares.
Jonah: Well, let's not just blindly believe the t-shirts. Although, Zephra is a fine company, which I am not critizing today as was made clear to me in the car. But, guys! Amy set this whole thing up. I mean, she chose the charity. She got local businesses to donate goods.
Okay, I'm confused. Is Zephra good or bad?
Glenn
It was revenge for acting like I'm the crazy one! I even got Ken to act weird around him, too.
Jonah
I overreacted to the whole muting thing. I just had a really hard year. My birds flew away. My dad turned out to be a big nothing. I can't even remember the last time I had a boyfriend. Even Sandra got married. Who saw that coming?
Dina
Garrett: It's me! I look like Uncle Phil! Man, why'd you do that stupid Google search?!
Jonah: Woah, calm down.
Garrett: No, I'm not gonna calm down! You calm down! You're always starting stuff! "Hey, Garrett. Let's Google how to murder somebody." Well, you happy now? What's next?! "Hey, Garrett. Let's tell Zephra to email the police and tell them I just planted a bomb in the store!"
So to reiterate, we must download an app that can track our phones, and then we must carry our phones at all times. And everybody here is just fine with that?
Jonah
Amy: Oh, crap! I totally forgot I set this up. I mean, I know we said we weren't going to do anything for Valentine's Day but-
Jonah: Oh, okay. So, you're allowed to break an agreement, but if I do it—wait is that the guy from our first date?
Amy: Yes. You said you loved him.
Jonah: That was very thoughtful.
Amy: I know.
Jonah: Is that gnocchi?
Amy: Yes, your favorite!
Jonah: I love gnocchi.
Amy: I know!
It's Valentine's Day. I had to follow my heart.
Dina
Glenn: I'm just glad that you don't have any problems.
Garrett: I don't have any! And I'm not thinking about my life. I'm just being quiet 'cause you walked away.
Kira: Tell me what you think we could do to make your lives better.
Jonah: Actually, for a long time now, we've been trying to get Cloud 9 to address—
Amy: Address our breakfast needs! Which, by the way, you killed it today with the cereal bar!
Sandra: And also, getting to work in the morning can be tough for us—
Amy: Which is why it's so great that we get to arrive and be greeted by the cereal bar! Anyway, that's it. That's all we wanted to say.
Justine: Oh my God! You did it! You got us cars!
Sandra: I did?
Justine: Zephra just sent a mass email saying that Cloud 9 employees now get 50% off all Lyfts nationwide.
