The Simpsons
Sundays 8:00 PM on FOXThe Simpsons Season 3 Quotes
Marge: We're just going to have to cut down on luxuries.
Homer: Well, you know, we're always buying Maggie vaccinations for diseases she doesn't even have!
Apu: Now, these hot dogs have been here for three years. They are strictly ornamental. There is only one bozo who comes in and buys them.
Homer: But I eat...oh.
I work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy.
Homer
He slept, he stole, he was rude to the customers. Still, there goes the best damned employee a convenience store ever had.
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Marge: Homie, how long do you plan to do this?
Homer: I don't know. How long do horses live?
Marge: Thirty years.
Homer: D'oh.
(While hearing Lisa's bad saxophone playing) Sounds like the gopher I caught in me lawnmower.
Groundskeeper Willie
Homer: I ordered it for my little girl!
Lisa: I'm done.
Homer: Oooh that cost eighty eight dollars.
Homer: Look, I let you down, and I apologise, I know that doesn't make it right, but I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me.
Lisa: I forgive you.
Homer: D'oh! You didn't mean that!
Lisa: Dada...Dada.
Marge: Did you hear that Homer?
Homer: Marge, please, I'm busy!
Marge, if I spend any more time doing these girl things I'm gonna...you know, go fruity.
Homer
Pet Salesman: Oh my, what is that smell? Oh it's you.
Homer: 'Scuse me, do you sell ponies?
Pet Salesman: Uhsure pal, right here.
Homer: Deer Hound...hey this is a dog!
Lisa: Wait, dad, I've got something for you! *kiss*
Homer: Aw, I was hoping it would be money!
