"Jungle Love"

Trying to avoid being hazed at school, Chris runs off to South America. Peter gets frustrated with his new job on the brewery.

"Perfect Castaway"

Peter and the guys go fishing and they end up stranded on an island. Rescued by a cruise months later, Peter returns home to find Lois with a new husband.

"Peter's Got Woods"

When Brian starts dating Meg's high school teacher, Peter and Brian's friendship gets tested; Brian tries to get the school renamed from James Woods to Martin Luther King Jr.

"Model Misbehavior"

Lois fulfills her lifelong dream of being a model. Stewie starts a multi-level marketing company and Brian, desperate for cash for his de-worming medicine, joins as his salesman.

"Breaking Out is Hard to Do"

Lois' kleptomania puts her in jail, leaving the Griffin household in chaos. To restore their lives, Peter attempts to break Lois out, only to end up living in hiding in "Asian Town."

"8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"

Peter runs up a tab at Mort's and to cover his tab, he sells Meg to the Goldmans. Meanwhile, Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter.

"Brian the Bachelor"

The Bachelorette comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen as a contestant. Though he initially participates just for a free vacation, Brian ends up falling in love.

"Petarded"

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he's a genius. To prove him wrong, Brian makes him take a test, which actually proves he's mentally handicap.

"The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

Peter discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland with Quagmire and Loretta ends up walking out on Cleveland.

"Don't Make Me Over"

When Meg gets turned down on a date, she heads with Lois to the mall for an extreme makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys and when that fails, ends up performing with his family.

Family Guy Quotes

This family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley