"Untitled Griffin Family History"

After robbers break into the house, the Griffin family hides in the panic room. While stuck in there, Peter tells the family their history.

"Petergeist"

Peter tries to one-up Joe's home theater system by installing a multiplex in his backyard. When doing so, he disrupts an Indian burial ground and his house is haunted.

"You May Now Kiss The...Uh...Guy Who Receives"

Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's going to marry his partner at the Griffin's. Mayor West bands gay marriages to cover up another scandal of his.

"Peterotica"

After reading an erotic novel, Peter writes one himself using Carter's money. When Carter gets sued and loses all his money, he's forced to live as a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie trains for the Olympics.

"Deep Throats"

Meg becomes an intern for Mayor West; Peter and Lois go back to their old folk singing days at a local talent show.

"Sibling Rivalry"

When Peter gets a vasectomy, he loses his sex drive, causing Lois to get depressed and gain weight. Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him and they have a battle for control of the playground.

"I Take Thee Quagmire"

Peter wins a maid for a week on a game show and Quagmire falls in love with her. Meanwhile, Lois stops breastfeeding Stewie, leading to withdrawals.

"Patriot Games"

At a high school reunion, Peter tries to impress his fellow classmates. On his way to the bathroom he charges through a crowd and catches the eye of Tom Brady.

"Brian Sings & Swings"

After Brian's near-death experience he starts a new life where he ends up with a nightly singing gig with Frank Sinatra Jr. Meanwhile, Meg pretends to be a lesbian to fit in with a new after-school group.

" The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz"

When Peter's dad visits the family, he attempts to push his religious beliefs on the family. After a mixup with holy water puts Stewie in a bubble, Peter starts his own religion devoted to The Fonz.

Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)