"Brian the Bachelor"

The Bachelorette comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen as a contestant. Though he initially participates just for a free vacation, Brian ends up falling in love.

"Petarded"

After winning a game of Trivial Pursuit, Peter is convinced he's a genius. To prove him wrong, Brian makes him take a test, which actually proves he's mentally handicap.

"The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

Peter discovers Loretta is cheating on Cleveland with Quagmire and Loretta ends up walking out on Cleveland.

"Don't Make Me Over"

When Meg gets turned down on a date, she heads with Lois to the mall for an extreme makeover. Meanwhile, Peter tries to start a band with the guys and when that fails, ends up performing with his family.

"Blind Ambition"

After Mort bowls a perfect game and Quagmire gets the key to city for performing CPR, Peter becomes jealous. He tries to get famous by swallowing the most nickels.

"Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High"

Brian becomes a substitute teacher at Chris' school and is moved to a classroom of troubled kids. Meanwhile, Chris falls for his new teacher, Mrs. Lockhart.

"North by North Quahog"

Peter and Lois go on a second honeymoon. When Peter crashes their car, he poses as Mel Gibson and stays in his hotel suite.

"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"

Peter prays for a Jewish guy to help him with his money woes and after befriending a Jewish accountant, Max Weinstein, Peter wants Chris to convert to guarantee his success in life.

"Family Guy Viewer Mail #1"

Brian and Stewie host an episode of Family Guy with three stories from fan requested stories: No Bones About It, Supergriffins and Li'l Griffins.

"Road to Europe"

Stewie becomes obsessed with a British kids show and runs away to join the cast and Brian chases after him. Peter and Lois go to see a KISS concert.

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley