Best Quotes from Week Ending Dec. 11, 2014

Castle: Squeezing down countless chimneys. Delivering millions of presents in one night. It was bound to happen. Santa finally cracked.

Mary Margaret: You know what, Swiss Miss? You do know me. I pick flowers. I talk to birds. I do all kinds of warm fuzzy things. You know what else? I kill. Yeah, that's right. Snow White's a murderer. I killed the Evil Queen's mommy and I said I was sorry and I didn't mean it. ~ Anna: That's horrible. ~ Mary Margaret: Still want to hold hands, sing Zip-a-Dee-Do-Dah?

Mary Margaret: You think the spell has made me angry? Do not wake my baby!

Don: If you face off with the guy you accused on TV it is going to be a lawless food fight with irreversible, irretrievable consequences. Teams will be formed. You will be slut shamed and you won't get the justice you're looking for.

Raina: Your whole life, our whole lives have been leading to this one moment. ~ Skye: Sorry, I don't buy into the whole this is your destiny thing. We're taking the Obelisk and we're leaving. There are too many lives at stake. ~ Raina: You've got it all wrong. Whitehall, everyone has got it all wrong. This doesn't destroy, it gives life; new life. We finally get to find out what we become.

Danny: Christmas isn't about elegance, it's about a quiet night when a King was born, the Prince of Peace. ~ Mindy: Shut up, Linus.

Flynn: I'm offering you a life of mystery, of misery, of loneliness, and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you the opportunity to make a difference and to save the world every week. Twice before Friday. Are you in?

Abby: In person, is she reedy like Madonna, like she chose ass over face?

Harrison: The reason I know all this is because your powers are almost exactly the same as The Flash! ~ Yellow: Well, I'm not like The Flash at all. Some would say I'm the reverse.

Spencer: I'm abstaining from Christmas this year, remember? When you're out on bail for murder it just feels like the right thing to do.

Toby: Sometimes you gotta smash stuff.

Jax: When the time comes she needs to tell my sons who I really am. I'm not a good man. I'm a criminal and a killer. I need my sons to grow up hating the thought of me.

Patterson: Jackson, what happens at the end of the day? ~ Jax: The bad guys lose.

Ruby: If I didn't know you were mixed, I'd swear you were Chinese. ~ Rainbow: Ruby, that's racist! ~ Ruby: Black people can't be racist. ~ Dre: I was robbed by a damn Mexican! ~ Ruby: See, totally acceptable. ~

Rossi: Look, there's this little jazz club in Dupont Circle I plan to go to on Saturday night. You're coming with me. ~ Hotch: I don't know. ~ Rossi: This isn't just about you, Aaron. I'm, shall we say, intrigued by the in-house jazz singer there, and you will be my wing man. ~ Hotch: I can't wait.

Alex: Sex is confusing for young people and she doesn't need to learn about it from two fuzz staches who barely know anything themselves! ~ Luke: Excuse me, you might want to check my browser history. I've done some research.

Rayna: I just want to make sure it's my life I'm living.

Avery: What are we gonna tell her... about us? ~ Juliette: We'll tell her she came from a place of love, and her parents became great friends.

Dean: An emergency is a dead body, OK? Or a wigged-out angel, or the apocalypse take three. Some chick bolting on you is no emergency. That's every Friday night for Sam.

Ra's al Ghul: You're just a boy.

Arthur: If anything happened to you, I'd need more than a packet.

Nick: Sit down, or nobody wakes up.

Brennan: Don't you have faith in science? ~ Booth: Of course I do, Darling. Without science, we wouldn't have television. And I'm definitely getting one of those. ~ Brennan: I told you not to call me Darling.

Ben: What Jen has is that, she'll get feisty and she'll shake a bitch.

Francis: What is Mary doing here? ~ Catherine: She's looking for her rapist, and if you don't find him that's what she'll be doing for the rest of her life; in every room, in every crowd.

Perry: I don't see anything, do you? ~ Janice: No, but being a detective and all - I'm pretty good at looking.

Coulson: I'm not saying this is a good plan, but after all the carving and searching and obsessing; I'm pretty damn curious to see what all the fuss is about

Santa: All right, let me see if I've got this straight. A picture of you on my lap is a way to punish your girlfriend for making you celebrate Christmas? ~ Sheldon: Correct. ~ Santa: Santa thinks dating you may be punishment enough. ~ Sheldon: There's an argument for that.