Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending March 11, 2016

We're adding a day to this week and moving quotables to Saturday! They snark and wisdom will be just the same. Who said it best this week? Find out!
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Quotables for Week Ending February 25, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending February 25, 2016

With so many great shows on the air, the Quotables were rockin' for the week ending February 25, 2016. Scroll through and start talking like a star!
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Quotables from Week Ending February 18, 2016

Quotables from Week Ending February 18, 2016

Lucifer is on fire. Mick Rory had a laugh out loud moment on Legends of Tomorrow. What else happened? Find out when you scroll through our best!
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Quotables from Week Ending February 11, 2016

Quotables from Week Ending February 11, 2016

We're creeping up on Valentine's Day. Were the quotes of the week ending February 11, 2016, full of love and lust? Find out by flipping through our slideshow!
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Quotables for the Week Ending February 4, 2016

Quotables for the Week Ending February 4, 2016

Read on to find our most quotable moments for the week ending February 4, 2016. Can you believe hipsters made it into the show twice? Find out how!
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Quotables for Week Ending January 28, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending January 28, 2016

Find out what we considered some of the most quotable moments from the shows we cover for week ending January 28, 2016. Don't waste another minute!
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Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

Quotables for Week Ending January 14, 2016

We're bringing you more quotable moments from your favorite shows, this time from the week ending January 14, 2016. They'll never be repeated, so read and absorb!
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Quotables from Week Ending April 9, 2015

Quotables from Week Ending April 9, 2015

We've picked some of our favorite quotes of the week ending April 9, 2015!
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Shameless Quotes

I'm not gonna ask your forgiveness because you bunch didn't do s--- for me, so let's just call it a draw. I know some of ya think ya hate my guts, and truth be told I never liked any of you much either. But we're all Gallaghers. My only advice is to stop worrying so damn much. You're supposed to ask people on their death bed if they wish they'd worked more or spent more time with their family. [Laughs] Me, hell, I wish I'd partied more. Nobody ever said our neighborhood was the Garden of Eden but it's been a good home to us, to me, and you kids. I'm proud of all of you, because every single one of you reminds me a little bit of me, Lip, you're smart as a whip, you just can't seem to get out of your own way. You'll figure it out. Ian, industrious, incredible work ethic, not a clue where you got that from — got the mental illness from your mother. The only way I can understand how you ended up marrying a Milkovich. Carl, I never could figure you out. Can't believe you betrayed the family and became a cop. I'm hoping you're already on the take. Debbie, you remind me of your mother, and not in a good way. Good luck in life, you're gonna need it. Liam, you're the apple of my eye, you handsome devil. Everybody says you look just like me. Oh, Kev, Veronica, you're overrated as friends, always sticking your noses in my family's business where they don't belong. You're moving, I say good riddance. And me, Frank Gallagher, father, teacher, mentor, captain of our little ship. People say you can't drink your troubles away, I say you're just not drinking enough. I guess that's it. Not much left to say really. Except, time's precious, don't f---ing waste it. Have a good time. I sure as hell did.

Frank

Lip: What exactly does hooked up mean?
Kevin: Last I checked penis goes into the vagina.