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Waiter: ..and for you sir?
Alan: Whiskey, neat
Charlie: Since when did you drink hard liquor?
Alan: Since right now. I'd order crack if it was on the menu
Waiter: True dat


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Two and a Half Men Season 6 Episode 21 Quotes

Chelsea [about Rose]: Fun personality right?
Alan: Unfortunately she six more of them

Alan [getting ready for double date]: How do I look?
Charlie: Don't open that can of worms, you are what you are

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