And Grandma doesn't just feed on the souls of the dead, Jake. Sh...

And Grandma doesn't just feed on the souls of the dead, Jake. She also profits from the pain of divorce and the humiliation of bankruptcy

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Alan Harper
Episode:
Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21: "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
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Two and a Half Men
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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Alan: How do you sleep at night?
Charlie: Usually drunk and on top of somebody

Evelyn [to Charlie]: Laugh now, but when I die I'll come back to haunt you. [she leaves]
Charlie [to Alan]: How will that be any different from this

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