Two and a Half Men

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Evelyn [about the funeral]: I'm gonna need something black.
Charlie: Doesn't your soul qualify?


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Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 Quotes

Alan: How do you sleep at night?
Charlie: Usually drunk and on top of somebody

Evelyn [to Charlie]: Laugh now, but when I die I'll come back to haunt you. [she leaves]
Charlie [to Alan]: How will that be any different from this

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