Two and a Half Men

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Jake [about Prudence]: Boy, she smells good.
Berta: Yeah, if you like Camel Filters and pheromones


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Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Jake: Thanks for helping me with my book report, Prudence.
Prudence: Oh, no problem. Fourth grade stuff is easy for me.
Berta: Should be, you did it twice

Charlie: I'm still sleeping here, could you come back in a little while?
Berta: I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life