Bart Simpson Quotes (Page 22)
Season 18, Episode 12: "Little Big Girl"
Marge: Bart, you're too young to get married! You still ask me to check the closet for the boogeyman!
Bart: Well, maybe I've found somebody else to do it for me!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 11: "Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three Times"
Bart: Ay Carumba!
(outside the story)
Bart: That's the only line I get in your stupid story?
Lisa: There's no such thing as small parts, just small actors. (Laughs)
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: (Crashes through window) Party's over, Serpent.
Wiggum: No kidding, you're standing in the dip.
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Now we have three ways to talk about revenge, although the first two were sort of the same, and even the third would have worked better as a Halloween Story.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 10: "The Wife Aquatic"
Lisa: Uck! This is the most disgusting place we've ever gone!
Bart: What about Brazil?
Lisa: After Brazil.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Homer: Do you think your mother will ever re-marry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why you little--
• Rating: Unrated
Season 18, Episode 8: "The Haw-Hawed Couple"
Lisa: Mom, Bart's drinking coffee!
Bart: It's not coffee, it's hot Pepsi!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nelson: Here, take this. (Hands Bart an oxygen tank)
Bart: Where'd you get this?
Nelson: Off some dude.
(We see a dead scuba diver)
• Rating: Unrated
Marge: Bartholomew J. Simpson! How can you be so mean?
Bart: What can you do about it?
(She whacks him on the head with a spoon.)
Bart: Hey!
Marge: I'll whack you with the whole salad set if you don't start thinking about others!
• Rating: Unrated
Bart: Where is Nelson?
Skinner: I'm sorry. Nelson never woke up.
Bart: What?!
Skinner: Never woke up because he never passed out -- he's right over there.
• Rating: Unrated
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